Caddy Corner - Irish Connections

    

Rory McIllroy : JP Fitzgerald (Previously Darren Clarke, Paul McGinley)

Graeme McDowell : Kenny Comboy (Paul Casey)

Shane Lowry : Dermot Byrne (Peter Lawrie)

Matteo Manaserro : Ryan McGuigan (Oliver Fisher, Michael Hoey)

Simon Thornton : Ross Methven

Gareth Maybin : Darren Reynolds (Sam Hutsby, Graeme Storm; Paul McGinley)

Lee Westwood : Billy Foster (Darren Clarke)

Ross Fisher : Phil "Wobbly" Morbey (Ian Woosnam; Jose Maria-Olazabal)



Darren Clarke : Brendan McCurtain (Thomas Bjorn, Ronan Rafferty, Jose-Maria Olazabal


Padraig Harrington : Ronan Flood 


Damien McGrane :


Paul McGinley :


Edoardo Molinari : Colin Byrne (Alex Noren, Retief Goosen) 


Peter Lawrie : Brian Martin 


Alvaro Quiros : Dave McNeilly (Padraig Harrington)


Bradley Dredge : Nick Fidgeon (David Carter, Van phillips, Stephen Leaney)


David Higgins: Andy Daly

Gary Murphy : Martin Rowley

Michael Hoey : 




Caddy Tips:
Golfer: Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake.
Caddy: Think you can keep your head down that long?


Golfer: I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
Caddy: Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth.


Golfer: Do you think my game is improving?
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.


Golfer: Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?
Caddy: Eventually.


Golfer: You've got to be the worst caddy in the world.
Caddy: I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.


Golfer: Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction.
Caddy: It's not a watch - it's a compass.


Golfer: How do you like my game?
Caddy: Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf.


Golfer: Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day.


Golfer: This is the worst course I've ever played on.
Caddy: This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago.


Golfer: That can't be my ball, it's too old.
Caddy: It's been a long time since we teed off, sir.