Caddy Corner - Irish Connections
Rory McIllroy : JP Fitzgerald (Previously Darren Clarke, Paul McGinley)
Graeme McDowell : Kenny Comboy (Paul Casey)
Shane Lowry : Dermot Byrne (Peter Lawrie)
Matteo Manaserro : Ryan McGuigan (Oliver Fisher, Michael Hoey)
Simon Thornton : Ross Methven
Gareth Maybin : Darren Reynolds (Sam Hutsby, Graeme Storm; Paul McGinley)
Lee Westwood : Billy Foster (Darren Clarke)
Ross Fisher : Phil "Wobbly" Morbey (Ian Woosnam; Jose Maria-Olazabal)
Darren Clarke : Brendan McCurtain (Thomas Bjorn, Ronan Rafferty, Jose-Maria Olazabal
Padraig Harrington : Ronan Flood
Damien McGrane :
Paul McGinley :
Edoardo Molinari : Colin Byrne (Alex Noren, Retief Goosen)
Peter Lawrie : Brian Martin
Alvaro Quiros : Dave McNeilly (Padraig Harrington)
Bradley Dredge : Nick Fidgeon (David Carter, Van phillips, Stephen Leaney)
David Higgins: Andy Daly
Gary Murphy : Martin Rowley
Michael Hoey :
Caddy Tips:
Golfer: Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake.
Caddy: Think you can keep your head down that long?
Golfer: I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
Caddy: Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth.
Golfer: Do you think my game is improving?
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.
Golfer: Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?
Caddy: Eventually.
Golfer: You've got to be the worst caddy in the world.
Caddy: I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.
Golfer: Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction.
Caddy: It's not a watch - it's a compass.
Golfer: How do you like my game?
Caddy: Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf.
Golfer: Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day.
Golfer: This is the worst course I've ever played on.
Caddy: This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago.
Golfer: That can't be my ball, it's too old.
Caddy: It's been a long time since we teed off, sir.
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